Some of us may remember a couple of decades ago when small groups of zealots banded together in “MUGs” to worship each new Macinstosh model, OS release, and the ground Steve Jobs walked on.
Brace yourself. A new messiah is on the horizon and Its name is Google. A prophet named Matt MacPherson has come out of Canada to proclaim the Church of Google “because Google is the closest thing to a god that humans can know and understand.”
True, MacPherson is having a lot less trouble proving the existence of his god than some other religions. Plus, his church has a clearly visible Satan figure. “Microsoft is not limited by Google’s corporate philosophy that a company can make money without being evil,” says the Church of Google FAQ.
For more than you’d ever want to know about the Church of Google, Googlism, or to learn the prayers and commandments — better yet, to actually join it — simply click here.